Monopolised!!

Monopoly the game not for the faint hearted. Only the might may step into the arena and it was for ages above 8 (but we allowed Abhishek to play too).
Well, today i went to play monopoly at my friend Vishaal's house. It was a pleasant experience for me but a rather unpleasant one for Vishaal, Abhishek, Mohnish and Shiv(yup! Why do you think they call me the monopoliser).
It started out slow and it seemed that Mohnish had the upper hand in the game as he had most of the elite and desired properties. He had two of the transports earning well 500k from ever one who landed and also two other properties. The rest were just hoping to land on good areas. Abhishek seemed lucky getting Sydney and owning the red street all by himself. But till then the damage was done - Mohnish traded with me. I gave him the transport and yellow got orange and light blue streets. I owned two streets and not thinking further i made one house on each property(now I see why I like construction so much). As i did that Mohnish got flooded with abuses and was told that he was a moron. But it seemed like a fair deal to me(obviously it was fair because I got a kick ass deal). He was earning 1 Million from the transports. Shiv Abnhishek had an argument, well sort of cause Shiv kept saying i wont sell you a flea to every deal that Abhishek kept making. As and when i made a house Mohnish was verbaly raped by abuses beyond my imagination. I laughed because my properties were worth millions and i was earning 5.5 Million if any one landed on them.
I felt bad for Shiv he had nothing but did a good job of blocking other properties from building. By the time Shiv got bankrupt and those properties got free. i immediately purchased all the houses and again blocked those houses(if you can't have them don't let others take advantage of it). There were no more houses to build and my rates were too high. But then Mohnish decided to visit Vancouver and stayed at my lavishly priced hotel. He thought he was rich but soon his game came to a brutal end and as he sold of his properties to pay the rent everyone still did not show any mercy and showered him even more abuses. I kept laughing(HAHAHA!.. yes that was the way i laughed. HAHAHA!..).
So it was down to me Abishek and Vishaal. Vishaal had squat left but still gave a good fight but soon his game had to come to an end and Mohnish was still getting abused. Shiv had become my property dealer/advisor/consultant(my right-hand man). He told Abhishek some realy good deals which would make him go bankrupt as soon as possible and told him to f*#k off when he refused. I gave Abhishek enough chances.. so finally he said "You think your richer than me na Pawan lets add up all the money and see whos got more monay"(I know how to spell money). So we did that. Inspite of me giving Abhishek 11Million for a 4Million property he had 36Million in all and I had a mind boggling, whopping, hair raising 56Million(yup I was Oprah rich). So in short they all got Monopolised!!... And Mohnish faced more and more abuses...
If any one needs my advise always deal with Mohnish he sux at it and yes Shiv is a good property dealer, Vishaal is a never say die guy although he doesn't realise the end is near and he should forfeit before facing an embarrassing defeat and Abhishek should never be allowed to play as he is under 8 and finally Pawan(that's me) , beware of him for he is the monopoliser(needs more emphasis)
MONOPOLISER!! (perfect). :D